Cool! What day...what time and how much? Sounds like a blast!

I disagree, Renaldo. I thought it was well written and a breath of fresh air! Although I've lived in downtown/midtown for over 20 years now, I'm sharp enough to spot and appreciate satire easily enough. I don't doubt that the writer is venting her well deserved frustration, but she does it with a good tongue-in-cheek humorous manner. Thanks for the laugh on a Monday, Shalini, and for holding up a broken mirror to us midtown "hipsters." Keep it up!!

Great news! Welcome to the neighborhood, Mr. Gull! Can't wait to frequent your establishment. Please provide ample bicycle parking for midtowners, Land Park, Oak Park, Curtis Park and ANY Park residents. Everyone just relax and have a beer....we can ALL get along!