1. B 2. A 3. D 4. C 5. A 6. B 7. D 8. A

1.C 2. A 3. C 4. C 5. D 6. A 7. D 8. A

Living on 15th street. I drive by this spot at least 4 times a week. I'm pretty sure I literally "whooped" out loud when I first saw the sign announcing a Mongolian bbq restaurant. Welcome addition to the neighborhood. And I agree with 20SomethingSac, bowl compressing is the way to go... however most Mongolian spots are "bowl-nazi's".

I get the satire and understand the "living in the grid life" vs "living in the burbs" attitudes. I think the article could've done with a thourough edit. I understand this is the writers first attempt, but more thought process should be put into the content and a nice story flow and less on tongue-in-cheek buzz words. I found it hard to read. That being said, I do not want the writer to shy away because of a few negative comments, but instead try, try again.